You know that creepy-ass feeling when it feels like there is something there, but there isn't? It usually happens at night, late at nigh, when you're trying to fucking sleep. Then you wrap the blankets tight around yourself and tell yourself that it's just in your head. Then you have to take a piss. OH MY GOD! Those first steps out of your bathroom are like walking to the gallows. You just know that some fucker is going to jump you. then, you drain the dragon and haul ass back to your bed, and hide yourself from the things that go bump in the night.
Okay, so what the fuck happened to the smiley face, and when? It just suddenly became some sort of "pop" texture. WTF?! My theory is that the smiley face guy just spontaneously popped one day, and the Walmart guys were all like, "hey, the smiley popped!" and another dude was all like, "whatever, let's keep using him, but make it seem like we have a new logo!" seriously, I liked that happy bastard! Especially when I was a kid! people would just hand you a random sticker made out of this guy's face! Now what are they going to use for stickers? the new logo? Because, somehow, I don't think that would be as cool as a face-sticker.
Okay, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Every time I battle Whitney, everything goes fine until I battle her FUCKING MILTANK! This shit is so annoying, it's like Justin Bieber stuck in my FUCKING HEAD! Yeah, I don't care if I spelled Bieber right or not, I could really give less shits. That's not what this is about, it's about Whitney's FUCKING MILTANK! It fucking SUCKS! "Miltank used rollout, Mewtwo fainted!" FUCK! Not to mention, that fucking piece of shit knocks out your entire team, and you're left with the misfits, suck as Weedle, or Rattata, usually both at level 5 or some bullshit. You know they ain't gonna stand a chance, but you charge on, because you're badass. It took me over a week to grind up, and then beat this sonofabitch the first time i played Gold and Silver back in 2002. Bitches will be bitches, and Miltanks will be Miltanks.
why does Weedle get shit on by the Pokemon community? Weedle is the original bad-ass, killin'-Caterpies-since-1996, awesome dude. Sure, Weedle has it's weak points (many of them), but deep down, Weedle could kick anybody's ass! think about it? Schoolyard bully? BITCH I GOT A BIG POISONOUS BUG! Parents driving you crazy? LOL, POISON STING! WHAT, I RAN OUT OF ANTIDOTES? FUCK! yeah, okay, against pretty much ANY other pokemon, Weedle is useless, but in the real world, Weedle would P4WN N00BZ. Weedle is just all-around amazing in my book! That is why he's my bro!
wow this video sucked huge-ass balls. mostly because Jason's acting sucked. My directing and editing was flawless! okay, so there could have been more lighting and better audio, but all in all, this whole mess could have been avoided if Jason got acting lessons...
You know what I never got? The ending to Modern Warfare 3! The Russian guy, Yuri is supposed to be this amazing, awesome, warrior guy, right? WRONG! first, let's go over some context: you and Yuri are fighting, right? then some shit explodes, and he goes through a long ass pipe! So there you are, people shooting at you, with Yuri impaled by a god damn pipe! then he tells you to go chase after Baddy (can't remember his name) instead of helping him, so you chase after Baddy. then, once Baddy has you pinned after you trip or some shit, Yuri comes out of nowhere and starts shooting wildly in the general direction of Baddy. then Baddy fires one shot and kills Yuri. WTF, right? Then you wrap some shit around Baddy's neck, and you both fall through the ceiling. So Yuri's dead, Baddy's hangin' out, and you're falling 100 feet DOWN! so you crash land on the fucking floor, and look up at Baddy hangin' there. All of a sudden, you pull a mother fucking cigar out of your ass, and start smoking it. WTF! does he always keep a cigar in his pocket? that's fucking weird! anyway, that's the ending of Modern Warfare 3.
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